Posted on June 18, 2008 - by admin
Sexy Celebrities and Their Most Un-Sexy Moments
Celebrities Exposed: A look back over the past year at some of the most embarrassing moments for some of the worlds sexiest celebrities!
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Actress Naomi Watts Nip SlipActress Naomi Watts was seen on 5/13/08 sporting a pair of pretty silver pasties, illuminated quite spectacularly by the photographer’s flash. That wasn’t all she was wearing, but who’s going to remember anything else? TMZ seems to think that she was flashing headlights, but I don’t know - with what looks like a slip off the nip, I think she’s actually signaling a sharp right. |
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Whitney Port Nip SlipWhitney Port, star of The Hills, was followed out of Hyde on 3/5/08, gracefully avoiding any telltale Britney or Lindsay behavior. Her good girl manners did little for her reputation, though. Her friend took care of blurting out a few little known, but maybe widely suspected facts, such as confirmation of Whitney’s affinity for anal sex and her collection of 20 bongs. Some advice Whitney – ditch the big mouth “friend”. The Hills star Whitney Port was apparently the sauciest dish on Robertson Boulevard while dining at Ivy on 5/19/08, when she unabashedly leaned in to reveal the daily special – rack of lamb. As any good chef will attest, presentation is everything, and this little lamb is divulging her secret recipe. |
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Whitney Houston Goes MuteWhitney Houston sang a show-stopper at the Plymouth Jazz Festival in Tabago on 4/28/08. Literally, a show-stopper, because her voice stopped by the third song. She was so hoarse that she couldn’t hit the famous high notes in I Will Always Love You, and repeatedly referred to the crowd as residents of Trinidad. Hope that was a free show! As Simon Cowell might say, you’ve got to be really good to choose a Whitney Houston song. |
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Actress Patricia Heaton Bikini Candid PicturesPatricia Heaton, star of Everybody Loves Raymond and Back To You looks trim and fit in her new washboard and matching perks, but have you seen the new equipment, undressed Hawaiian style? You’ll have to look closely, because you may not notice at first, but you’ve got it folks… there it ISN’T…a belly button. She’s been candid about her loss of a body cavity, but had she not been wearing little-to-nothing when caught on camera…the world may have never known. |
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Paula Abdul Loaded AgainDuring 4/29/08’s American Idol competition, Paula Abdul embarrassed herself once again when she critiqued Jason Castro’s second song (that he hadn’t sung yet). Finally, we get a little criticism out of her, and it’s for a non-existent performance. I guess a double martini before a show equates to double critiques. |
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Sarah Jessica Parker-Sex and the SlipperyThough rightly embarrassed, Sarah Jessica Parker, star of Sex and the City still looked gorgeous as she took a head-over-Choo tumble while cresting a staircase on her way to a Vogue photo shoot at the Lincoln Center in New York on March 7, 2008. I’ve dubbed this particular moment Sex and the Slippery, because she manages to look put together and sexy as ever as she rises from the ashes of humiliation. |
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Angelina Jolie sets out to prove that skinny girls split their pants, tooAt the 11/12/07 London premiere of Beowulf, Angelina Jolie set out to prove that skinny girls split their pants, too. Her tight little black leather two-fingered glove couldn’t contain all of that lusciousness. Luckily, hubby was as usual at the service of the queen with a hand placed conveniently on her bum. Too bad he didn’t have any body parts available to cover the wad of gum that she picked up with her heel. |
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Paris Hilton Meets Killer Zoom LensA photographer with one killer zoom lens caught Paris Hilton exposed on July 16, 2007. As she attempted to mount a surf board in the Malibu waters, she lost the top of her swimsuit, revealing breasts that seem to be just a tad smaller than her sunglass lenses. She doesn’t seem to be too embarrassed – I suppose she’s grown accustomed to mounting things while topless. |
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Jodie Foster Bottoms OutsJodie Foster was caught at a 5/31/07 mansion photo shoot, not only hiking up her hose, but hiking up her entire dress to accomplish the deed. The photographer couldn’t have asked for a better angle. I’ll bet the psychopath from the Silence of the Lambs would have loved to skin those babies! |
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HAHA. Celebrities exposed when they didn t want to be. Ouch!